My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day
I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT
I thought people just plan around it!
I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED
Jake that’s a pot…
You’re a pot.
based on a real conversation with my mom